Installing Love

INSTALLING LOVE

Tech Support: Yes, ... how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to
install Love. Can you guide me through the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready.
What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you
located your Heart?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running
now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running?

Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem,
Grudge and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually delete Past Hurt
from your current operating system. It may remain in your
permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs.
Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of
its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to
completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs
prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those
off?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me
how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke
Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge
and Resentment have been completely deleted.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is
That normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base
program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order
to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says,
"Error - Program not run on external components". What
should I do?

Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is
set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on
your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have
to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the
following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and
Acknowledge Your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory.
The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin
patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose
Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle
Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My Heart is filling up with new files
Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are
copying themselves all over my Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others, it takes a while, but
eventually gets it at the proper time. So, Love is installed a
nd running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware.
Be sure to give it and its various components to everyone
you meet. They will in turn, share it with others and return
some cool components back to you.

Customer: Thank you, God.