Congratulations on such a successfull flush. So you're going to show them to all the school kids. That should get an interesting reaction.Hee hee hee. What about discussing it on a first date? ( Hi, I'm Shawn and I really find you attractive,care to come over to my place and see my gallstones)
About fecal matter, Gallstones fit the criteria don't they? Anything that comes out of your butt is fecal matter, be it dead cells, mucoid plaque, or a 74 penny. Its just more double talk from the doctors.