This is too funny! My husband calls me an ebay nut, when I showed him this song he laughed and laughed! He thought it was written for me. :) lol, no I'm not quite that bad!
Speaking of ebay you can find a really cool Ebay Misspelling Tool at this webpage. You can use it to find misspelled listings on ebay and buy them cheaper, like diamond spelled dimond, things like that. Pretty cool too!