The Boss (Read if you do Colon hydrotherapy)

Not sure if this has been posted yet, but I was going through some of my detox material and I was given this in a detox class I took.

THE BOSS
This is the story of how all the different body parts decided which part would be in charge of the rest.

The brain said, "I have all the thoughts and make all the decisions, so I should be the boss."

The legs said, "Only I can take the body anywhere it wants to go, so I should be the boss."

The stomach said, "I digest allt he food and keep the body healthy, so I should be the boss."

The eyes said, "I give the body sight and the ability to see all the beauty in the world, so I should be the boss."

Then the rectum spoke. He declared that he should be the boss. At this the other body parts laughed uproariously and rudely made fun of him. This angered teh rectum so much that he made up his mind to clamp himself shut. Nothing would persuade him to open up.

After a few days passed, the situation became bleak. The brain was foggy, the eyes started to water, the legs got weak and shaky and the stomach grew increasingly queasy...

which only goes to show that you do not have to be a brain to be the boss...



just an a*ssh@le. ;D