Pregnant Lady

>ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY...
>
>A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
>opposite
>her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This
>time the
>smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more
>amused.
>When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to
>the
>driver and he had the man arrested.
>
>The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
>what
>he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was
>like
>this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her
>condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint
>Twins are
>Coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
>"Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile. Then
>she
>placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick
>Did
>the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when
>she
>moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber
>could
>have prevented this Accident".. I just lost it."
>
>
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