Haloween Type Joke

A modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests. One of the last
tests has left his system upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom he decided the latest
was another and stayed put.

He then filled his bed with human waste and was embarrassed beyond anything
he could possibly face.

Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed sheets, and
threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He
started yelling, cussing, and swinging his arms wildly which left the
soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a security guard who
had watched the whole incident walked up and asked "What the hell was that
all about?

Still staring down, the drunk replied: "I just beat the shit out of a
ghost!" Tweet