Official Navel Stuff

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: We recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is a Official Navel Official of an Official US Navel vessel. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. We say again you divert YOUR course. Don't come in Navel......

Americans: ....THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES` ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: Chief Navel Officer, this is a lighthouse but it is your call.

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