Mexican Jews

Two Jewish men, "Sid" and "Al" were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. Sid
asked Al, "Are there any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico?"

Al replied, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter. "When the waiter came
by, Al asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"

The waiter said, "I don't know Senor, I'll ask the cooks." He returned
from the kitchen in a few minutes and said "No sir, no Mexican Jews. "

Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, "Are you absolutely sure?"

The waiter, realizing he was dealing with "Gringos" gave the expected
answer, "I will check again, Senor!" and went back into the kitchen.

While the waiter was away, Sid said, "I find it hard to believe that there
are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere."

The waiter returned and said, "Senor, the head cook says "No Mexican
Jews!"

"Are you certain?" Al asked once again, "I can't believe there are no
Mexican Jews!"

"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replied the exasperated waiter. "We have orange
Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews, but no one ever hear of
Mexican Jews!"