Worms

Little Bryan Thompson watched Miss Gina Stewart, the Science teacher, as she put four worms into four separate jars. The first worm was put in a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put in a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put in a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put in a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:
First worm in alcohol - dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.
Third worm in sperm - dead.
Fourth worm in soil -alive.

Miss Gina asked the class, "What can we learn from this experiment?"
Little Bryan was the first to raise his hand. He said, "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."

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