Darn I wish I worked in an office! lol
Fortunately I have no problem with pooping, it's fast and not smelly (thanks curezone).
But there is one lady at my school, I frequently see her in the bathroom, I KNOW it's her, don't know her real name but she can easily spend 15 minutes grunting and not getting much results, whenever I see her, in my mind, I think... "There's the CONSTIPATION QUEEN."
When I see her at lunch, I think, "Uh-oh, shouldn't be eating THAT, you know what's gonna happen!"
She really needs to come to curezone, or at least read Bob's post! haha