Re: Who enjoys sex more?

1) They're known to their children
as *%#&¤?§* Cassidy and the Sunstroke
Kid.

2) She once tried to kill herself by
eating a mile of dental floss.

3) Years ago, she would have been
considered pretty -- though not later than the Pleistocene Epoch.

4) His favorite Baskin-Robbins flavor is Type AB.

5) He has as much chance as a Nieman-Marcus store in Bangladesh.

6) Although he can't look young, he
comes strikingly and amusingly near
to looking new.

7) If you woke up in the morning and
found her laying on your arm, you'd
chew your arm off so you could leave
without waking her.

8) He couldn't sell water to people
on fire.

9) The third helping exists for her,
only to pass the moments between the
second and the fourth.

10) He'll stop drinking the day
O.J. Simpson goes hunting with the
National Rife Association.

11) Her jeans are made out of unborn
denim.

12) You know the difference between
a skunk lying dead on the highway,
and a lawyer dead on the highway?
There's skid marks in front of the
skunk.
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