One of my favorites...

When Bill Gates got to the Pearly Gates he had a bag of gold in his hand. When he asked St. Pete if he could take it in with him St. Pete said for him to wait there and he would check. Well, in a bit he came back and said it would be o.k. As they strolled along St. Pete turned to Bill and said, "May I inquire as to your interest in that paving material?"

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