Re: Does anyone have chiropractor/acupuncture jokes? n/m

For centuries, the Chinese civilization was credited for inventing Acupuncture.
This has now been proven to be incorrect.
It's been documented that the Italians, were the first to prefect Acupuncture.
The only difference was, the Italians used Ice Picks

CHIROPRACTOR

Doctor please help me, my husband thinks he's a satellite dish.
Don't worry Mrs Jones, I can cure him.
I don't want him cured Doc, I just want you to adjust him so I can get HBO.

Keeping in Practice

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office.
Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck.
The lawyer turns around and yells, "What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."
"Well, I'm a lawyer buddy, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"

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