Belly

A child peered thru the lock where his parents had sex in the morning and mother was on the top. When she came out their child asked her what had she been doing with his father.
"Your father developed too big belly, so I must press it down."
But mam, it is now use of it. When you go to work, our neighbour comes and blows him again.

It occured to me now what should I do, when flushing doesn't work, ha.