Priest gives Nun a ride

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road he
stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and
crossed her legs, forcing the habit to open and reveal a leg. The priest
looks and nearly has an accident, and after changing gear lets his hand
slide up her leg.

She immediately says "Father remember Psalm 129."

The priest apologizes profusely and removes his hand but is unable to
remove his eyes from her leg. Further on when he changes gear and has
ogled at her leg for the zillionth time he lets the hand slide up the
leg again.

The Nun once again says "Father remember Psalm 129." Once again the
priest apologizes. "Sorry sister, but you know the flesh is weak"

Arriving at the convent the nun gets out and the priest goes on his way.

Once he arrives at his church he rushes to the bible and looks up
Psalm 129 it said :

"GO FORTH AND SEEK FURTHER UP. YOU WILL FIND GLORY"

MORAL OF THE STORY:
YOU SHOULD ALWAYS BE WELL INFORMED IN YOUR JOB OR YOU MIGHT MISS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY
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