Getting Ordained

Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final
test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally
nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big
breasted, nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis and
they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced
in front of them would not be ordained because he had
not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate,
with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the
same response from all the priests until she got to the
final priest (Carlos). As she danced, his bell began to
ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to
the ground.

Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps forward, and bent
over to pick it up.

Then, all the other bells started to ring.


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