Legend of A Crystal Junkie

Facilitator: "Hello group. This is Wrenn. She is a fellow crystal junkie."

Group: "Hello Wrenn!"

Wrenn: "Hello everyone. My name is Wrenn and I am a crystalholic."

Facilitator: "It's okay Wrenn. We have all been where you are right now. We understand."

Group: "We Love you Wrenn. You can do it. You can kick this rocky habit."

Suddenly, in a moment of deep understanding, Wrenn realized that she enjoyed her habit so profoundly that she sprung up and ran out of the meeting. She never looked back. In fact, she gave into her love of crystals so completly that she found an abandoned diamond mine to take up residence. That is where she continues her passion of collecting crystals to this very day. Long ones, big ones, short pudgy ones, even itsy bitsy tiny ones, she collects them all. Of course this is considered a legend. *wink*

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