Yeah, tell me why you are speaking in olde english?

The KJV Bible, I assume that is what you read, are you aware that it was translated not from Greek (the original text), but from Latin? Are you aware of the grammatical, syntax, and numerous other differences in the 3 languages it had to go through to get to to the King James Version Bible today? Are you aware that King James was an evil tyrant who had the Bible written in such a manner that was not offensive to him? Are you aware that Olde English has nothing to do with the Bible's origin? So why do you speak like that? If you were from the Lord, I would hope you could speak in a manner that we could all understand, after all, language is the first boundary we must all cross in order to communicate purposefully, and effectively.
Just a thought there.