symptoms of bird flu... very important please read...

this is the latest breaking news... i just got it this evening so be sure to pass it to all your friends and relatives... it could save lives...

"The Center for Disease Control has released a list of
symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the
following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield