A personal note from I to I....PLEASE DO NOT READ!!!

I urgently need your help....I am in dire button-fly, boot-cuts! I seem to have spilled jiggle juice on my jeans. How can I get it out?

Will pineapples work? What about P&B shakes?....I thought, you know, shakes, jiggle...

Please respond over on the poetry forum...

Form of a w-j