How I Stopped Breathing

Howdy folks here at the breatharian forum. I would like to introduce you to the next level of spiritual evolution - lightarianism.

Lightarianism is the ability to gather all of your body's nutrients from light. A person may lay under those grow light my friend Phil used to grow his funny herbs with for at least 5 to 6 hours a day.

The great thing about this is that you can just stop breathing. It really isn't necessary. I walk around now, watching all those poor people walking around breathing - "what lowly unevolved folks they are" I think.

If you want to stop breathing like me, its really quite easy. Four simple steps. More posts to follow.

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