Corporate Mergers in 2006

Here are some corporate mergers you can look
forward to in the coming year:

1) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics,
Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company, will
merge to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace.

2) Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers, will merge to become Polly-
Warner-Cracker.

3) 3M and Goodyear will merge to become MMMGood.

4) John Deere and Abitibi-Price will merge to
become Deere Abi.

5) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco,
and Dakota Mining, will merge to become
Zip Audi Do Da.

6) Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil will merge
to become Honey I'm Home.

7) Denison Mines and Alliance and Metal Mining, will merge to become Mine All Mine.

8) Federal Express and UPS will merge to become FED UP.

9) Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and begin
manufacturing reproductive organs.

10) 3M, J.C. Penny, and the Canadian Opera Company, will merge to become 3 Penney Opera.

11) Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants will merge and become Poupan Pants.

12) Knott's Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women, will merge and become
Knott NOW!

13) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge and become Fairwell
Honeychild.

Who says business has to be boring?

Blessings,

Owen