Re: Lots of things I know first hand

LOL- that is so true!
The girls maybe are afraid anyone will think bad of them, the boys just dont think about that as much.

I have three older brothers and this is what I learned at a young age:

*One can burp the ABC's (disgustingly amazing).
*While weeding, you can hit earthworms across the fence with a baseball bat. :( ( mooom! Jimmy! Stop that!)
*Stuff our dog with the biggest pieces of fat and skin from leftover meats and laugh until the dog can barely walk. ;(
*Catch huge spiders and put it on an empty toilet paper roll and keep rolling to see when its thread would run out. (eek !)
*On purpose you can let a mosquito bite into your bicep, and then flex, it will fill up with blood an explode. (no comment)
*Take a lighter and shut the light and ah, er.. break wind- (I thought we were going suddenly ignite also) (boys will be....)
*Swallow a gold fish on a dare.
*Swallow most anything on a dare.
*If you hold a hotdog in your mouth for over an hour, it will turn white.
*Most every nice thing a mother has will get broken if you are left alone for a period of time, then you glue it back together in the hopes she will never notice, when she does notice, you dont remember who did it.
*You can see who can build the highest fence from chicken bones at the all you can eat buffet.
*Black cat firecrackers can explode without taking the tips of your finger off with it when done correctly. (dont ever try this!)
*Revenge can be very sweet.
*Tickling can be a form of bribery/torture.
*Pinning younger brothers down and plucking newly growing armpit hair is a strange way to establish who is stronger.
*Did I mention never take them to an all you can eat buffet unless the owner wants to go out of business soon. ;)
*Older brothers can fall asleep on the toilet on school mornings.

But the best thing I remember from them is, being stood up for whenever needed.
:)



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LOL- that is so true!
The girls maybe are afraid anyone will think bad of them, the boys just dont think about that as much.
I have three older brothers and this is what I learned at a young age:
*One can burp the ABC's (I would gag slightly).
*While weeding, you can earthworms across the fence with a baseball bat.
*Stuff our dog with the biggest pieces of fat from leftover meats and laugh until the dog could barely walk.
*Catch huge spiders and put it on an empty toilet paper roll and keep rolling to see when its thread would run out.
*On purpose let a mosquito bite into your bicep, and then flex the muscles until it exploded.
*Take a lighter and shut the light and ah, er.. break wind- (I thought we were going suddenly ignite also)
*Swallow a gold fish on a dare.
*Swallow most anything on a dare.
*If you hold a hotdog in your mouth for over an hour, it will turn white.
*Most every nice thing a mother has will get broken if you are left alone for a period of time, then you glue it back together in the hopes she will never notice, when she does notice, you dont remember who did it.
*You can see who can build the highest fence from chicken bones at the all you can eat buffet.
*Black cat firecrackers can explode without taking the tips of your finger off with it when done correctly. (dont ever try this!)
*Revenge can be very sweet.
*Tickling can be a form of torture.
But the best thing I remember from them is, being stood up for whenever needed.
:)
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