I'm STUCK!!!

I lifted my arms to type a message, they're stuck to the desk... I wash my arms
I lift the sink faucet handel, my finger sticks under it... I wash my hands
I stir my drink with a spoon, it sticks to my fingers... I wash my hands & spoon
I lift my tea cup to drink, and it's stuck to the saucer... I wash my cup & saucer.
I spill the drink on my legs, and explode in peels of laughter.. I'M STICKY!!!!!!