'by 1970 the smartest surgeon in Germany discovered a strong dose made from a pineapple, could save most all of the victims of bad choices and that eating 1 pineapple weekly would allow the victims of bad choices --a longer lifespan.'
What do you mean by this ?
The surgeon would give pineapple chunks to people who just had a stroke and or heart attack in order to save them OR he would recommend the victims to eat one pineapple per week AFTER the victims were resuscitated in ER ?