In the modern era, when someone says, “The devil made me do it!” we recognize they’re trying to deflect blame for their own rotten behaviour, and we rightly scoff at them.

But how about if they use the 21st century equivalent of that rotten excuse: “Climate change made me do it!”?

Sound ridiculous?

Well, what if I were to tell you that climate change is causing Pakistani men to beat their wives?

Or that the climate crisis can derail trains?

Or that climate weirding is responsible for an uptick in child marriages in Pakistan?

Or that increasing temperatures are turning lobsters into cannibals?

Or that global warming can cause THE ENTIRE EARTH TO EXPLODE!

Well, it can, and it does, and it is!

Don’t believe me? Look upon this list of things that The Science™ has officially pinned on the devil—errr, I mean “climate change”—and prepare to weep, deniers!