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A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana
and he sees a
sign in front
of a broken
down
shanty-style
house:
'Talking Dog
For Sale'
and he sees a
sign in front
of a broken
down
shanty-style
house:
'Talking Dog
For Sale'
He rings the bell and the owner appears and
tells him the
dog is in the
backyard.
The
guy goes into
the backyard
and sees a
nice looking
Labrador
retriever
sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After
the guy
recovers from
the shock of
hearing a dog
talk, he says
'So, what's
your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered
that I could
talk when I
was pretty
young. I
wanted to help
the
government,
so... I told
the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from
country to
country,
sitting in
rooms with
spies and
world leaders,
because no one
figured a dog
would be
eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for
eight years
running...
But the jetting around really tired me out, and
I knew I
wasn't getting
any younger so
I decided to
settle down. I
signed up for
a job at the
airport to do
some
undercover
security,
wandering near
suspicious
characters and
listening in.
I uncovered
some
incredible
dealings and
was awarded a
batch of
medals.'
'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now
I'm just
retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the
owner what he
wants for the
dog.
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth
are you
selling him so
cheap?'
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After
the guy
recovers from
the shock of
hearing a dog
talk, he says
'So, what's
your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered
that I could
talk when I
was pretty
young. I
wanted to help
the
government,
so... I told
the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from
country to
country,
sitting in
rooms with
spies and
world leaders,
because no one
figured a dog
would be
eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for
eight years
running...
But the jetting around really tired me out, and
I knew I
wasn't getting
any younger so
I decided to
settle down. I
signed up for
a job at the
airport to do
some
undercover
security,
wandering near
suspicious
characters and
listening in.
I uncovered
some
incredible
dealings and
was awarded a
batch of
medals.'
'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now
I'm just
retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the
owner what he
wants for the
dog.
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth
are you
selling him so
cheap?'
'Because
he's a
Bullshitter.
He's never
been out of
the yard'
he's a
Bullshitter.
He's never
been out of
the yard'
-
Talking Dog for sale
InCharge
7 y
268
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