HEILarious

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?

A: Because 7, 8, 9.

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Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A: A tuba toothpaste.

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Q: Where do pencils go for vacation?

A: Pencil-vania.

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Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

A: To go with the traffic jam!

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Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

A: Because they might peel!

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Q: What did 0 say to 8?

A: Nice belt!

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Q: What did the mushroom say to the fungus?

A: You're a fun guy [fungi].

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Q: Why couldn't the pony sing himself a lullaby?

A: He was a little hoarse.

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Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?

A: It barked with de-light!

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Q: What stays in the corner and travels all over the world?

A: A stamp.

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Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?

A: Because it had a virus! Tweet