This is so absurd that it brought me many laughs! I was born and raised Old Order Amish and this is absolutely so fake it's hilarious! I couldn't find any part that was remotely true. I think this was written by someone not educated at all on the Amish and has hate towards them for some reason. And the misspellings are very high I can tell there isn't much intelligence involved.
But I'm sharing this with my Amish friends and family here in Lancaster and we are getting the biggest laugh. I mean wow! Ha ha ha ha ha!