According to an exhaustive study of purported aphrodisiac foods, Celery is the “sexiest” substance on Earth. It has a combination of Vitamin E, magnesium, niacin, potassium and zinc, which are all required for optimum sex. Celery also contains arginine, which is an amino acid that expands blood vessels the way v1agra is supposed to do. And while we are on this topic, I might point out that arginine also increases blood flow to the um, female genitalia when ladies consume celery, making the female genitalia more responsive. v1agra ‘aint doing that!!