You're drunk!! That's why you're dizzy and can't think straight!
Now before you start thinking, "I am not drunk I don't drink".. Alcohol is made w/ Brewers yeast yes? There was a guy on tv... 20/20 I think. He got pulled over for something minor and the cop thought he was drinking. Gave him a breathalyzer and he FAILED.. The GUY DOESN'T DRINK!
It's called Auto-Brewery Syndrome. too many starches ferment and create alcohol in your stomach.
Has this ever been brought up by any of your doctors?