i do not have a boyfriend
i no longer let people make deposits in my anal sphincter nor my vagina
and both my butt hole and my vagina always smells real good since i quit
what you eat is what you shit
my farts smell like food
people say MMMM that smells good, what are you cooking?
one person told me the smell of my fart made him hungry
it is probably due to the speed of my metabolism
i am thinking about changing my name to platonamy in self defense