Re: Of course ebola on purpose

Yesterday was definitely a bad day.
Ukraine. Sorry, but that ugly story I'll tell anonymously. And very soon you'll understand why. So yesterday was a birthday of my best friend and we went out for a kind of party, you know, boys only. First that was a nearby bar, but finally we changed it for sauna. After a couple hours of mixing a steam room with alcohol... - YES, we decided to call girls. After an hour of breathless expectation we finally got two: one of them was a Ukrainian origin, another was a kind of exotic for our country – she was actually black. As for me, from the very threshold I didn't like the black one – she was obviously practically sleeping, gloomy and her eyes seemed me to be strange enough. Happily that black cat became a sweet present for a friend of mine. What happened in that damned sauna in next 15 minutes was a pure madness.... A nightmare! First, having a sex with my friends that black pussy... totally lost consciousness! Then, while me and my friend been trying to bring her to back into the light, that bitch... gosh... gave us a proper pile of shit right into the bed she been lying. Finally it took us about 5-7 min to get this lady back. The moment she opened her eyes... she ran to a toilet room shortly and started puking there wildly. Sorry, once again, and that's it.
Now, that's what I received early in the morning from my friend in facebook: "Ebola signs and symptoms: fever, severe headache, muscle pain, weakness, diarrhea, vomiting... Holy shit, dude! Hell no..."
So... potentially my friend got sex with ebola-positive person. Honestly, we're both now scared to the death. Hope that is impossible for Ukraine. Tweet