You are presuming too much, my good friend. You should start your own forum, and I will be very happy to contribute to it.
You could call it the
#186736/UserX/#69242/iodineWXU frugivore Forum.
You are far too smart & talented to be wasting your time playing Troll Wacamole with so many user ID's. You could have your own forum dedicated to helping people with Frugvore & nutrition and using your own real ID.
IMO, You should not be messing up the Webmaster's Forum with your Trolling. I think the Webmaster might want to move your thread to the Fight Club Forum.