Mean Bug Goes After Left Nostril Twice!

The other night I heard a bug flying in my bedroom and it sounded like a mosquito, only it was much louder and sharper. Next thing I know a mean vicious fly came dive bombing towards my nose really fast like a missile and went right for my left nostril. It was like the dang thing was trying to fly up my nose. He sounded like a really big mean mosquito, but he was smaller and more dense. You know how mosquitos are thin and airy and they kind of float slowly compared to this thing, which was small and round and dense and the noise was much louder than a mosquito. But the meanest thing of all was how it dive bombed really fast and went for my left nostril. The darn thing did this twice in a row. So I sprayed a concoction I made of distilled salt water CS Iodine and bloodroot in my nose and after that the darn fly left my nose alone. It was strange. I never had a bug try to fly up my nose twice in a row like that before. Probably some kind of bio-engineered monster Tse Tse fly or something. Sheds some light on that old saying to keep your nose clean.