Ebola turning out to be a psych war

G***ammit I just spent all my money on tobacco, salt, colloidal silver, vitamin c and tequila.

Okay, so I bought a pack of marlboros yesterday....
But what about all that other stuff?

Well, I have a few packets of salt leftover from that burger and fries I ate last night...
so....but hey

Alright, I had a couple nickels I was gonna suck on in case of an emergency...
But what about that other stuff?

So what, I have an orange left over from making screwdrivers the other night..

But what about all that tequila I bought???
Oh, uhh never mind.
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