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conspiracy against the healthiest among us


A skinny friend of mine was complaining about a very unique problem last year that I found interesting. He was a good citizen who purchased the water saving toilets recommended by the City of Austin and had them installed in his house. Ever since he did that, he can't get rid of his shit because his turds are too big to flush away. He said he has to flush the toilet 10-11 times, which defeats the water saving purpose. He has been on the telephone raising hell with the city, demanding to know why they recommend these things that don't work.

I have now met another person who is having the same problem. Scatologists say healthy poop is supposed to be large, well formed, and float. These two guys with big turds probably have some of the healthiest shit on the planet. And they cannot get rid of it, because there are laws requiring everyone to install toilets designed to only flush unhealthy shit. So they will have to buy tongs and a potato smasher to get rid of it, or take stool softeners.

Once again the unfolding of events lends itself as support to conspiracy theories. They are going to make sure everybody takes drugs of some kind, including the healthiest people of all, even if they have to design a toilet to see to it.

 

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