don't worry about 'ol kevin, he stashed millions in his mattress.

the price you pay to be a multi millionaire these days is ten years behind bars. small price to pay for the life of luxury, wouldn't you all agree? if i said to you, "i'll hand over tens of millions in untaxed profits, all you have to do is spend a decade in a minimum security facility...would you do it? i bet at least 75% of you would. and if that decade started at age 51...even better. your best days are behind you, kids are raised, already had plenty of sex with the wife, still got some fight left in ya. you're out at age 61, millions in the mattress hidden from the irs and life starts over again. not a bad trade-off, kevin, not bad at all. just...don't drop the soap if you know what i mean. Tweet