Bury the secret that you jacked off on your lover's tits. It won't go over well if you tell. People that tell you to "let it all out" probably are divorced a couple times over. Women don't want to hear this, especially good ones. And just a little reminder...drinking isn't an excuse for bad behavior, I don't accept it, sell that to somebody else. You wanted this babe before you were drunk so let's cut to the chase. You had your self-gratification fix with this babe, let it be. Just keep it in your mind's lockbox.