Help me! Lord have mercy on me

I only have a couple of weeks and I will be ,moving up to a cubical....
I heard someone say, that they ate waiting for me to come up there smelling like that...

Like what? What do I smell like?
I just keep hearing that I don't take baths or wash my butt

That couldn't be further from the truth......

I have a cousin and a former co worker who really stink to high heaven, and they get disrespected from time to time but they don't care, you cant shame them or nothing....

I need help so freaking bad, I feel like I am being sent up to lose my job...

My boss says I'm a joy to have around and brighten his day but with all the complaints, its just a matter of time before he has to do something about me. I told him I have GI issues and he suggested I see his wife who is a Gastro MD.. I just don't know if she will share my health info with my boss who will in turn probably tell ppl at work.


What am I gonna do, I'm jut drinking fluids now, my stomach I to weak for solid foods except rice...

Help me!!!! Somebody please help me