Thanks, Uny. This post is a Keeper, if ever there was one.
I know a dude who spent a couple nights in a city jail recently.
He related that of course the food had been horiffically poisonous,
but it seems the candied yams were the worst of all. They'd been
sweetened with HFCS. Being a vegetarian, he hadn't wanted to
sample the mystery meat that was served for dinner, so he ate
only some cooked kernal corn and those candied yams.
He claims that his heart pounded in his chest all night long.
He was afraid he'd have a stroke!
Suggested caption for the Dees image below:
"Durn burn it, Agnes, why for they want us to quit eating corn products
when good ole American-raised corn is about the only thing a body can
purchase that ain't made in Communist China!"