Who Would Win in a Punch Up Between...?

Between Dr Doug Graham, Dr Lam and Dr L. Wilson?

Weapons:

Doug would get out his bannanas and be bouncing around like a Sugar crazed ninja, Lam would have a supersoaker water pistol armed with Liponano C and be gobbing everywhere and Wilson would be bent over firing his coffee out of his ass while munching a hamburger.

BIT OF FUN. Im bored and was debating this.