I started supplementing JUST so that I could see your wonderful dancing form. Then you broke my heart standing high, peering away in the wrong drection, then a dam white horse. What hope have my eyes got? Poor me, feels I. Don't gve up keep taking that iodine.
At least I'll become purple. Then we can recognise each other half way around the world.
Sorry, poor quality purple prose - just not up to scratch. Where is that iodine?