Not only have I been chopping up several garlic cloves and boiling them with wormwood, straining the concoction and doing retention enemas with this for years, I also simply insert scored garlic cloves in the little rosy red spot when it itches. The scored cloves burn a little bit at first, but I'd rather endure a little burning than all that itching. It's not that big of a deal. I proceeded cautiously at first. Now I am gung ho.
I am also, of course, taking a hefty dose of SSKI for the cough and some Iodine for the mild fever that came with this affliction., and the butt itch, for some reason, seems to be really happy that I have the flu or sars or wahtevers this is...