Rather an Altie than a Dumbski

That's right people turn off your brains right now and accept everything you're told to be absolutely 100% true - or people will be calling you some really stupid name that will be really embarrassing and make you step back in line like super fast!

I mean how out there do you have to be to believe that people lie. Ok I mean that government lies, ok yeah maybe a politician or two, but science? Who would have magical thinking enough to believe that studies funded by companies that stand to make billions on the products being studied would actually in any way manipulate data for their financial gain? Stand up right now because I have an aluminum foil hat with your name on it!

Of course Altie is such a lame name that the poster obviously just threw it out there himself. Like how those sicko's that don't want their air, sea, land, and food supply poisoned by industry are snidely called "Treehuggers" by the media.

Now THAT was a good one. I mean who wants to be called a TREEHUGGER? Can't you just hear the plebes now? "So that's what you're calling me??? Ok forget what I said about please not poisoning all of planet earth. You didn't think I was serious did you? Actually I was just talking to the missus about how using Agent Orange to dust our crops was a hell of an idea. I mean the stuff was already paid for in the 70's right? I am NO Treehugger!!

Altie? I won't even say nice try - you can't just pick any stupid sounding term out of your posterior and expect people to seperate from their beliefs like oil and water upon hearing it. It's gotta be catchy. Try again and set your sights higher this time.