Things change as we mature.............
This should be sent only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it...
1978 : Long hair
2011 : Longing for hair
1978 : KEG
2011 : EKG
1978 : Acid rock
2011 : Acid reflux
1978 : Moving to California because it's cool
2011 : Moving to Arizona because it's warm
1978 : Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2011 : Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
1978 : Seeds and stems
2011 : Roughage
1978 : Hoping for a BMW
2011 : Hoping for a BM
1978 : Going to a new, hip joint
2011 : Receiving a new hip joint
1978 : Rolling Stones
2011 : Kidney Stones
1978 : Screw the system
2011 : Upgrade the system
1978 : Disco
2011 : Costco
1978 : Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2011 : Children begging you to get their heads shaved
1978 : Passing the drivers' test
2011 : Passing the vision test
1978 : Whatever
2011 : Depends