ATD....At The Doctors.
BFF....Best Friend Fell.
BTW....Bring the Wheelchair.
BYOT...Bring Your Own Teeth.
FWIW...Forgot Where I Was.
GGPBL..Got ta Go Pacemaker Battery Low.
GHA....Got Heartburn Again.
IMHO...Is My Hearing-Aid On.
LMDO...Laughing My Dentures Out.
OMMR...On My Massage Recliner.
OMSG ..Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
TTYL...Talk To You Loud.
ROFLACGU..Rolling On Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up.