mms sux

As I posted in a prior message, I am now an anti-MMS convert thanks to the lucid arguments and impeccable reasoning of "#133264" and his antibiotic-popping disciples.

As a matter of fact, those wonderful gentlemen have so inspired me against Miracle-Mineral-Supplement that I have been moved to compose a poem to warn those poor individuals who may be tempted to try Miracle-Mineral-Supplement and suffer unspeakable reactions such as elimination of chronic pain, elimination of parasites, vastly improved well-being, etc.


With apologies to Michael Jackson:

The foulest stench is in the air
The chlorine of forty thousand pools
And Jim Humble followers from every forum
Are closing in to brainwash you fools

And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to retch
For no mere mortal can withstand
The evil of.. "DA BLEACH"!! Tweet