Can you imagine if some small health products company like Dr. Crow's had developed any of that stuff? The next thing they know the ATF would be busting in with flash grenades and the DEA would be charging them under domestic terrorist legislation.
That reminds me, has anyone else heard about this thing called NuvaRing? I was watching a commercial for this awhile back and my jaw was on the floor halfway through the narrator listing off all the HORRIFIC side effects, from the horse's own mouth: