Andy Rooney~ ndy Rooney~ 3

 “My wife’s from the Midwest. Very nice people there. Very wholesome. They use words like ‘Cripes’. ‘For Cipes’s sake’. Who would that be – Jesus Cripes? The son of ‘Gosh’ of the church of ‘Holy Moly’? I’m not making fun of it. You think I want to burn in ‘Heck’?” – Andy Rooney